It was not exactly an intervention. It was more like a State of the Union address, though instead of telling Congress what they wanted to hear, I was giving the members of my various fantasy squads a chance to praise, criticize, and berate each other as well as me. I have to admit, it's much more fun that way. A quick look around the room assured me that everyone I had invited (and a few I had made a point of not inviting) had arrived.
Robinson Cano
Robinson is part of the red hot Yankees. Photo Credit: DANNYWILD
Just as I was about to get things started one of those uninvited guests made a beeline to the podium. It was Robinson Cano, and he had a very smug look on his face.
“Hah! You told people to dump me but I’m having a great second half!”
“Congratulations Robbie. I’m very happy to have been wrong about you.”
“Why, I’m not on any of your teams. You know, since the All-Star break I’m batting .514 with three home runs and ten RBI.”
Jon: "Yes, Robbie. I was clearly wrong to suggest people dump you.”
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